Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and your inside worried about a stupid light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that is not
up to code.
Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp.
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow into the Border Collie's ear and he'll
do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house my nails will be dry.
Rottweiler: Go ahead!! Make me!!
Shi-tzu: Puh-leeeze, dah-ling. Let the servants...
Lab: Oh, me!!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can
I? Huh? Huh???
Malamute: Let the border collie do it. You can feed me while he's
Doberman Pinscher: While it is dark, I am going to sleep on the
Mastiff: Mastiff's are NOT AFRAID OF THE DARK!
Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb!
Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there, you see it, right there.
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who care????
Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light Bulb? Light Bulb? That thing I just
ate was a light bulb?
Police German Shepherd Dog: Before or after the coffee and doughnut??